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olympics 2012


A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets. The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. " McTavish , Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.. " Waddington-Smythe , England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks. The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing "


So they were handing out free olympic condoms throughout the games, an athelete got a bunch, brought them home, and said to his girlfriend "Honey, I think I'm going to use the gold ones". She replied, "ummm, why don't you try silver and come second?"

Jul 13, 2012 10:56